things it involved: vodka, boy parts, possible photos of me on a cell phone. things it did NOT involve last night: my bra, his pants, and sobriety.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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