Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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