So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Went to the career fair today..I handed out many resumes to find out later that they say I have a bachelor o farts degree...Top that.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Are you alive?
I googled "I don't want to vomit anymore," and "how to rip out your uvula," at 9 am this morning, but I'm still here. Uvula and all.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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