Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
So awkward... The newspaper lady just caught me sitting stoned in my driveway at 5 am and asked if I was okay. I'm way better than ok right now
Our new roommate is sitting in the living room wearing a snuggie and clutching a handle of burnett's mixed with what appears to be crystal light and sobbing over a documentary about a dead race horse.
I know. Isn't she utterly fantastic?
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
How do you tell a woman that you are seeing that the scars on your back are from her awesome-in-bed little sister?
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
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