Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
i just heard her through the wall saying "not on my face! NOT on my face!" then a scream and "I SAID NOT ON MY FACE!!!"...nice work dude.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
This is my last chance to be the first person to fall off this roof.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
I think I'm so comfortable in my sexual relationship because he mostly wants to see me naked with large plates of bacon tastefully placed upon my body
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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