You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Dude you of all people would miss her giving him a handjob in front of the whole party
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
Randomize
