"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
you tried to tell me that ice cream had no calories because they were "frozen"
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Do you think she hates me because I thought her roommate's name actually was Butterface?
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
bonus check + party bus = big hot mess
i don't know what it is about you being around kids that makes me want to screw your brains out
That is the creepiest and also the sexist thing you've ever said
i think it's like a sexual celebration of not having kids
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