a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
When I go out tonight I need to make sure to be really good. The Easter bunny doesn't deliver to jail
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
i believe in u and ur pee
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
I miss your drunken presence, and strong odor of hard liquor and potent weed.
I'm naked, eating straight Nutella, and listening to "Make you feel my love" on repeat. So no. He didn't ask me out.
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