hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
One little Beyonce reference and he turns on me faster than liberals on Jon Mackey
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He came in two seconds and stole my pizza so I'm not counting it.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Randomize
