then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I was about to google "rabies and sexual activity." Then I realized I was at work.
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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