You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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