I think i sorta joined a cult last night
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
I love him. He's like the father I never had that I kind of want to fuck.
He picked me up from the airport wearing nothing but a trench coat and a bow on his dick
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Did you know that taking off a bra with teeth burns ninty calories?
Its like I've been given a sexual blank check.
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
I think we have it figured out.. She's my wife when she's here and gives me advise on how to get ass when she's 1500 miles away.
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
Randomize
