He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
I could tell my life story through kermit memes
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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