So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I have a pussy blister if you wanna poke at it with a needle tomorrow...by this text i realize just how strange our relationship is, especially because you're probably excited
I think you mean your blister is filled with pus...atleast i hope
the snow is so cold on my vagina.
why do you have snow on your vagina?
vodka and heels.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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