She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Tell me you remember me getting a tampon from the girl throwing up in the next stall
OMG HE JUST PUKED WITH THE DOOR OPEN WHILE DRIVING ON THE ROAD AND OMG WE NEED TO CHAT BUT NOT ATM CAUSE THERES PUKE ON MY PHONE
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I was really excited when I saw a billboard for neverbethirsty.org this morning. Then I realized it was for a church.
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