It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I will give you the couch, a small portion of the fridge, and plenty of beer.
Got my future figured out. I'm oddly comforted. Thanks, bro.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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