he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
I'm tuning in to watch Heidi Montag crash and burn on the Miss Universe Pageant. Somebody call 911. and I'm not talking about the Sean Kingston song.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just had to google "How do I get semen stains off of drywall." I'm relatively proud of this
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
When have you ever know me to go too far?
Besides the alcoholism, the HR issues, and getting fired from Best Buy for tackling a display?
Yeah. Besides those.
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