yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
I just walked across town, stoned off my ass and barefoot in 35 degree weather for him to bust five mins in and then apologize 13 times as I got dressed.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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