You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Dont make this weird.... I was wondering if I could paper mache a few of your dildos this weekend?
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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