I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Not gonna lie i was comfortable between the allsups air conditioners while you were talking to the cop.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
Look, opening a Guinness with a steak knife and nearly cutting your finger off to make another carbomb is always a good idea.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
OMG I accidentally abducted a cat. Now there is a cat in my apartment. I NEED TO UNDO WHAT I HAVE DONE
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