After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I threw up so much beer last night that my puke had a nice head on it.
i just farted in the library and heard some girl yell it was sulfur gas. can. not. move.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
When did i become the Rickety Cricket of my own life?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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