As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
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