i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
Say something about gay babies.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
did you know that snuggie is the perfect anti-freak out aid for stoners? it weighs you down so you can't go anywhere. just sit there and enjoy the movie, that's right.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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