If i come over, it means nothing
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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