I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
I don't know. I was also picked up by the doormen and held over the bar so I could do an upside down shot out of a bartenders tits.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
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