..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
that's an acceptable place to lick
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
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