You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
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he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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