At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
this is a mass text: i just made a grilled cheese with an iron and pasta with the coffeemaker in the hotel room. bow before your new god.
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
Woke up naked in another mans house. If that keeps happening, then I probably need to go gay. You know to make it ok.
Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
Enjoy the penises
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Birthday wine tasting got super shambly super quickly. I am covered in cuts/bruises/terrible life decisions.
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