yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
Are taco bell cups microwave safe? I can't make that judgement right now
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
Wait, you seriously DON'T keep vodka in your backpack??!??!?
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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