I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
ttyl tear gas
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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