every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
At least I know she didn't hear me crawl to my room. Or did I walk on my hands? Fuck if I know.
Thanks for the drunken voicemail of bird calls. Love and miss you, too.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
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