She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
yup and then I snapped out of it and realized I was playing beer pong against a 4 year old... and losing
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
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