Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
Highlight of my weekend: having my card suspended due to "suspicious charges" and standing in line at the gas station yelling at customer service on the phone that I really did go to 4 different strip clubs in one night
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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