there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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