Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
For some reason, Oliver from Hannah Montana reminds me of pudding.
That's cute.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I would fuck him just for his dog
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
