Dual....:-)
toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
I'm trapped in whichever ring of hell is populated by inbred yokels and type 2 diabetes.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
So I have the professor convinced that the textbook will take another week to deliver. that should give me enough time to replace the cash i spent on strippers.
Just bought a beer belt to complete the Captain America outfit. I will do my part as a hero of America to pass out beer to the good citizens of America.
I mean you would really have to try to not have fun at a party that doesn't require pants....
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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