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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
I just bought a butt plug on Amazon prime day and you're the only person I felt would appreciate that decision
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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