VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
he asked me why I let you steal the gnome, and you jumped out of the bathroom, yelled "you know why!" and ran outside with said gnome
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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