im about as happy as oj after his trial
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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