We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
THERE IS A VERY SMALL CHILD YELLING OUTSIDE OF MY DOOR. THE NEXT TIME YOU TELL ME YOUR TOO BIG FOR A CONDOM I'M GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.
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