If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So I went into my gym pretty wasted and asked the trainer guy if i could order a cock meat sandwich. Needless to say, I'm canceling my membership tomorrow.
you're close to getting here right? Because if you're still not here and I have to get dressed to answer the door for the pizza guy, i'm tipping him $100 on your credit card to spite you
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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