As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
the thing I didn't realize I would miss about college is that at home you can't just dismiss your sex bruises as drunk accidents
I don't care. I'll text you about my butthole whenever I please. That's what you signed up for in this relationship.
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
I just learned that the grill marks on a Burger King burger patty are actually previously burnt on there with a radioactive spray-on liquid and McDonald's french fries are actually 5% potato.
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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