what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
he told me I talked like a deaf person
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
Hey I have to teach you how to run in heels before vegas
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
So much rum. So many feels.
Face washed and sleeping pill taken. Here's hoping for a more sex filled tomorrow.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He found out about your side hoe and still helped you try to find a lizard that got in the house
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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