At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
you finished all 5 burgers, started crying tears of joy, and then claimed the tears were actually just 'meat sweats' from your eyes
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
Just for the record, I did not have sex in your bed. Happy 4th of July.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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