is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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