Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
Umm you don't wanna know how many "I'm sorry for calling you last night" fb wallposts I just had to write...
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Do you know many girls there are in gay bars waiting for me to do coke off their tits? A lot.
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
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