she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
Finished my senior thesis. How am I celebrating you ask? By drinking gas station white zif out of an empty candle holder by myself. I fucking deserve to graduate.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
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