Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
He is an equal opportunity slut.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
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