what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
THEY SHOULD WARN YOU WHEN THEY MAKE JELLO SHOTS WITH JACK DANIELS!!! THEY SHOULD WARN YOU!!!!!!!
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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