U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I blacked in at 6:30am on the last stop on the train with a random fedora on? And I'm pretty sure I rode in a limo last night while eating pizza
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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