he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
like seriously. this whole place is the shit. like i can move clouds. no other way to explain it but i can fucking move clouds.
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
50% drunk capacity currently
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
He's on the porch naked. Help.
Feels weird riding an elevator with my tongue in my own mouth.
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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