Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
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