i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
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Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
you know that feeling on acid where you think the world stops just to fuck with you? That's what it felt like.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
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