Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Woke up in a pool of alcohol sweat. Probably could wring out my sheets and make a decent cocktail.
I feel like one of those toads that you lick to get high or find a prince.... cept when you lick me you find a drunk whore.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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