You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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