Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
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