and next time when you feel me up, do it right
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
I woke up with my keys safelty pinned to my thong. It's gonna be a great day.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
I took multi-tasking to a new level. I just ate a plate of nachos off my lap while driving to the bar. And I barely got any on me.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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